rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
i-o-u-a-fall: chroniclesofpanem: tunadeluna: ninejuanjuan: bromofasho: nigga-chan: nicoosuxx: Remember when they were going to censor the internet? Remember when people cared about Kony? Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge? Remember when everyone played Temple Run? Remember the Alamo? Remember the Titans? remember who you are
the way i think during university
tutor: once you've handed this in, its kind of the point of no return, you can't resubmit this
tutor: -continues talking-
my mind: PAAAAAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN. NO BACKWARD GLANCES. OUR GAMES OF MAKE BELIEVE, ARE AT AN END
tutor: -gives out 1000 paper handouts that will all be emailed to us anyway
my mind: FAR TOO MANY NOTES FOR MY TASTE
tutor: can someone turn the lights on please
my mind: PERHAPS, WE MAY FRIGHTEN AWAY THE GHOST OF SO MANY YEARS AGO, WITH A LITTLE ILLUMINATION... GENTLEMEN
If anyone you know irl ever found your tumblr
Them: Woah is this your tumblr? It's full of weird Phantom of the Op--
You: DAMN YOU!
You: YOU LITTLE PRYING PANDORA! YOU LITTLE DEMON!
You: *swipes computer away*
You: IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED TO SEE?
You: CURSE YOU!
You: YOU LITTLE LYING DELILAH! YOU LITTLE VIPER!
You: NOW YOU CANNOT EVER UNSEE!
llamasmaidofhonour: icoulduseinsouciantmaybe: acowboyneedsahorse: blackpoquedown: jellybeing: thedandyunderworld: Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video. OMG…. the most...